Tampa Bay, you aren't going to believe this; Patrick Arthur, 51, was arrested Wednesday night for assaulting his wife with a bowl of chicken wings, police report.
Police were summoned to the Myakka City, Florida home Arthur shares with his wife Darlene after the couple's daughter told a 911 operator they had been fighting.
When the cops arrived, Patrick explained that he was "tired of the marriage and all the fighting so he tried to leave only to be stopped by Darlene."
When Darlene "wouldn't leave him alone," Patrick "got mad and threw a bowl of chicken wings at her," according to an investigator. While the wings "struck her in the upper body," Darlene refused to press charges.
Despite the request, Patrick was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail. He's scheduled for an October 10 court date.